What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

What traits are considered unattractive? Which traits are typically seen as attractive and why?

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do I have an itch in my labia, white gooey and thick discharge which doesn't have a smell but my vagina does sometimes and both me and my partner do not have STDs, what is it?

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can the Beckham brand survive reports of family feud? - BBC

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

Israel says Iran was racing toward a bomb. US intelligence says it was years away - CNN

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

NASA spots Martian volcano twice the height of Mount Everest bursting through the morning clouds: Space photo of the week - Live Science

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No